YOU CAN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP!!

FEDERAL BUREAU of INEPTNESS, tasked with tracking Idaho murder suspect Bryan Kohberger on his cross country trip, LOST TRACK OF HIM FOR SEVERAL HOURS. They probably wouldn't have found him at all if not for the traffic stops by unrelated Indiana State cops..

BAD NEWS OF THE DAY (unless you like winter) - HAPPY GROUNDHOG DAY - SHOOT THAT RODENT, GROUNDHOG STEW FOR DINNER

Groundhog Day 2023: Punxsutawney Phil Sees His Shadow, Predicts 6 More Weeks Of Winter

https://www.foxnews.com/us/groundhog-day-2023-punxsutawney-phil-sees-his-shadow-predicts-6-more-weeks-winter

Well, it looks like they found a way to play the RACE CARD on the Tyre Nichols (Memphis) thing after all. Ambulance chasing Benjamin Crump and racist Al Sharpton both sticking their noses in the business. Crump pops up in almost every high profile case involving black 'victims', he represented the families of Trayvon Martin, Micheal Brown, etc., and Sharpton is scheduled to speak at Tyre's funeral on Wednesday of this week..

Have you figured out why most of the protests over the Memphis thing were 'mostly peaceful'?? It's because they couldn't find a way to play the 'RACE CARD'..

True dat, cuz they're ALL on it, lmao...

How did I know that racist, ambulance chasing Benjamin Crump would insert himself into any high profile case involving black people, Michael Brown, Trayvon Martin, etc..

No doo doo

Not a big NFL fan by any stretch but I think I'm going to put my money (if I were a betting man) on the Philadelphia Eagles because their QB, Jalen Hurts, is alumni of my favorite college team - ALABAMA CRIMSON TIDE - and he's been kicking ass all season or Eagles wouldn't be where they are..

Mornin' y'all - HAPPY FRYDAY

Between electric vehicles and self driving vehicles, lmao..

https://cdllife.com/2023/bird-poop-was-enough-to-disable-a-self-driving-truck-driver-claims/

Has anybody else wondered what the electric vehicle drivers are going to do when they run out of battery stuck in traffice, say like on an LA freeway?? I don't see them rushing to install charging station on the side of the road, f'n idiots... hahaha

I have an idea. If we're so intent on sending Abrams tanks to Ukraine how about sending this one? One look at that tank coming at them and the whole Russian army would beat feet to Siberia.. It would also dramatically increase our food supply, lmao...

Pencilneck Adam Schitz goes on Chinese spy app Tic Toc to whine and cry about his removal from committee assignments.. BOO F'N HOO!!

And those are the 'cheap' eggs..

Who gives a shit about Taylor Swift and her ticket sales. What, she's not getting enough of a cut or something??

BREAKING MOMENTS AGO:

CLASSIFIED DOCUMENTS FOUND IN FORMER VP MIKE PENCE'S INDIANA HOME..

Mornin' y'all

ADULT CONTENT

"TROUSER SNAKE"
“Works with chickens” lmao

https://youtu.be/WCjKkg7IBUA

Just another 'PEACEFUL PROTEST' in Atlanta.. Just like Bidung's classified documents - "THERE'S NO THERE THERE"..

Mornin' y'all

ADULT CONTENT

"TROUSER SNAKE" - 'WORKS WITH CHICKENS', lmao

https://youtu.be/WCjKkg7IBUA

Brad Paisley - THE NERVOUS BREAKDOWN (Instrumental)

https://youtu.be/7y-Ipi1dnng

One of my guitar heroes with TIME WARP (Instrumental)...

https://youtu.be/tHlmYlwUKHU

And, of course, WHEN LED ZEPPLIN IS PLAYING YOU SIT DOWN AND STFU!! hahaha

https://youtu.be/lncr2g9XJHU

LADY, LET ME TAKE A LOOK AT YOU NOW

Saw them LIVE years ago - GREAT SHOW!!

https://youtu.be/uMV6-dacuuc

I GOTTA DO IT MY WAY

https://youtu.be/TnHm4ro_l8s

Puff, Puff, Pass

https://youtu.be/aowSGxim_O8

This might be 'racist' now days, lol..

https://youtu.be/tJSRfztl_tc

TOOK A JUMP TRHOUGH MISSISSIPPI, WELL MUDDY WATER TURNED TO WINE

https://youtu.be/UvoyWlnvVxw

EVERY GIRL CRAZY ABOUT A SHARP DRESSED MAN

https://youtu.be/7wRHBLwpASw

Let's cry for this bad man
I wrote a song for the bad man way down in Georgia

https://youtu.be/7JMCDigHYY0

YA REALLY GOT ME GOIN' NOW

https://youtu.be/9X6e7uctAww

Jimmie Van Zant was a cousin to Ronnie, Johnnie and Donnie Van Zant.. Jimmie passed from cancer in 2016..

https://youtu.be/Lvq7IhNTNkk

Outlaws on the loose.
Running, running from the noose

https://youtu.be/EMOk4UuvkYY

OLD SKEWL CLASSIC ROCK SUNDAY TUNZ

https://youtu.be/wawp5NNKOi0

I WANNA GET LOST IN YOUR ROCK n ROLL

https://youtu.be/NIuyDWzctgY

OH, OH, OH LISTEN TO THE MUSIC

https://youtu.be/qZCpyaNr1GU

Wouldn't be surprised but they did throw out some food for you..

ROFLMAO

TUNE IT IN - TURN IT UP

THE FREE BIRD SHOW on for 3 hours today, show starts at NOON EASTERN

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Anyone ever have this Experience?? Okayyyy!!

https://rumble.com/v26h2w6-dear-friends-without-kids....html

Thanks to JP for elaborating where Tucker couldn't go.
New word in the Funk and Wagnall 2023 Edition:
"Extratertesticle" LurchKerry is So Out To Lunch in Davos

https://rumble.com/v26fia8-whats-happening-right-now-at-wef-2023.html

Calling for the impeachment of DHS Secretary Alejandro Mayorkas is stupid and a total waste of time and taxpayer money the Rep led House proceed, although I agree he needs to go, one way or the other. Yes, they can bring Articles of Impeachment but it then lays in the hands of the Dem led (Senate to 'convict', which most likely wouldn't happen when you consider the RINOs and traitor Cocaine Mitch, and you still have the KACKLEHO holding the tie breaking vote. So, again, it's a stupid and fruitless idea to even consider it..

EXACTLY!!! lmao

They're getting more and more brazen by the day..

https://www.kgun9.com/news/local-news/tucson/chemicals-for-possible-fentanyl-production-seized-in-tucson

GET YOUR HIP WADERS AND HAZMAT SUITS NOW, BEFORE THE FEB. 7TH SOTU ADDRESS.. You know that speech will be full of lies and BULLSHIT...

P.S. I won't be watching Joey mumble and stumble his way through that speech..

Legendary Musician David Crosby Has Died at 81

https://loudwire.com/david-crosby-died-81/

In regard to the Alec Baldwin thing, it's coming out now that there were at least 5 'LIVE' rounds on the set including in the gunbelt Baldwin was wearing at the time. My question, why was there 'LIVE' rounds on a movie set at all??

BREAKING:

Alec Baldwin and the armorer on the set of the movie RUST will be charged with INVOLUNTARY MANSLAUGHTER. Attorney's are saying this is probably going to end up with incarceration. Couldn't happen to a nicer *******..

Everybody says Joe Biden has never had a private sector job. Now we find out he's been running a Chinese laundry out of his garage for decades...

My BULLSHIT METER is peaking out...

Boy, they're sure trying to downplay the number of pages they've found, and we're just supposed to take their word for it.. WHEN'S IS THE RAID?

Joey, once again, said we'd need F-15s if we're going to take over the government, BASS PRO SHOP is having a YUGE SALE ON F-15S THIS WEEK, GET YOURS WHILE SUPPLIES LAST..

I See Nothing, I Hear Nothing, I Know Nothing..

True

Mornin' y'all

If the libturds get their way we'll all be driving these again, lol..

Has anybody notice that Joey walks like he's got a buttplug up his ass?? Maybe that's how they keep him from shitting himself at random, roflmao..

Anything to get rid of the white race and they call us racist..

https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2023/01/radical-democrat-congresswoman-sheila-jackson-lee-introduces-bill-make-white-people-criticizing-minorities-federal-offense/

Do you think Joey will convert his cherished Vette to electric?? If he bans all 'fossil' fuels how else will he power his car?? Where is he going to get the electricity to charge it, pull it out of his ass??