If there are any celebrating liberals who might see this, please take heed.
Your candidate is not who you think he is. You are celebrating the occupation of America by foreign hostile forces who are laughing at you.
They are laughing because you let them trick you into electing the very fascism you fear most. Thank God, however, this will not happen. Even though you fell for a great deception, your mistake has been mitigated by true defenders of freedom.
Sadly, since you have not been able to see it for yourself, this reality will be thrust upon you in the coming weeks. Your candidate did not win. He will never be president. Worse than this, you will soon be shown the reality of your mistake and it will be upon you to process what is about to occur.
Trump won by a landslide. He will stay in the White House, and everything you thought you knew will be proven a lie. You are simply a lost sheep, and we are waiting with open arms for you to return to the paddock.